La Playa (CD Version)

La playa De l’amore La playa De l’amour La playa Del amore (oooh amore) La playa De l’amour (oooh amore) Beach Oh Beach The Beach of Love! Coast to coast L.A. Guatemala Coast to coast L.A. Guatemala Coast to coast L.A. Guatemala Coast to coast L.A....

Cowboys Die Lonesome (CD Version)

It was hot and dusty when I rolled into town I went upstairs to my room above the salloon and I found my woman she was in bed with another man. and I knew that between the three of us somebody was going have to die… so I pulled out my gun and I shot ’em...

Rummelplatz (CD Version)

Wir gehen, wir gehen, zum Rummelplatz mit Omi. Wir gehen, wir gehen, zum Rummelplatz mit Omi. Aber… wo bist du Omi? Rummelplatz! Allein auf dem Rummelplatz Rummelplatz! Allein auf dem Rummelplatz Rummelplatz! Allein auf dem Rummelplatz Rummelplatz! Auf dem...

C.I.D. (CD Version)

If I was not in the CID, something else I’d like to be If I was not in the CID, a window cleaner me WIth a rub-a-dub-dub. And a rub-a-dub-dub And a rub-a-dub-dub all day long La la la la la la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la If I was not in...

Hausmeisters Himmelfahrt (CD Version)

I love the Lord, And I believe that he loves me too. I love the Lord, And I praise him, yes I do. Oh yeah, I really do. I say I praise the lord, for he is worthy. And I just got to say it again, he is worthy! I said, oh praise the man with the master plan Cause I, I...

Hausmeisters Hell (CD Version)

I am a housemaster. Cleaning’s my profession. I am a housemaster. This is my confession. I mop the stairs and hall I’m always here on call To fix a window or to clean Graffitti off the wall I start at Satan’s hour To scrub and scrape and scour To...

Hausmeisters Heaven (CD Version)

Well I’m just a simple housemaster, babe Working all day long But when the light goes down. baby There’s no way to stay home I’ve had a hard day with the mop and bucket workin across the floor. But I’m going out on the town tonight, babe Gonna...

John Sinclair (CD Version)

It was a beautiful afternoon in the month of May, and little Mary was visiting her grandfather, the Earl of Whetthistle, at the Castle Whetthistle, high in the Hogstail mountains. As usual she was exploring her way down the corridors, when she came across a doorway...

14 Hour Man (CD Version)

I’m a happy man I’m happy man baby Cause I can go harder and longer Than I normal man can (yes you can, you know you can!) I’m a happy man I’m a happy man baby Cause I can make love for 14 hours I’m a 14 hour man (14 hours?) uh hu (14...

Hausmeisters Hell (Live Version)

Ich bin der Hausmeister Am liebsten hab ich’s sauber Ich bin der Hausmeister Schruppen ist’s woran ich glaube Ich mop die Treppen klar Ruf mich und ich bin da Kein Fenster klappert mehr, wenn ich mit meiner Hand dran war Fang an um Mitternacht Die reinste...

Hausmeisters Heaven (Live Version)

Hey man nennt mich den Hausmeister, babe ich schufte wie’n Lurch aber geh’n die Lichter langsam aus, babe dreh ich zu hause durch ich hab nen harten tag mit Mop und Eimer beweg mich hin und her aber heut mach ich ne Sause, babe schieb meinen Hintern ein...

John Sinclair (Live Version)

Es war ein zauberhafter Nachmittag im Mai als Mary ihren Großvater besuchte, den Earl von Whetthistle, der ein prächtiges Schloß sein Eigen nannte, Schloß Whetthistle oben in den Bergen von Hogstail.Sie liebte es durch die langen Korridore zu schlendern als sie zu...

Call it a Day

ZORX Well … van Lendenruh’s ass kicked … Galaxy saved … Gotta little lady by my side … What more can a man want? Let’s call it a day! SPRECHER Zorx und Zelda heirateten kurz darauf und im Zuge einer ausschweifenden Hochzeitsreise an den Rand...

Battle of Zorxmore

MINNECHOR And he went to the gym, and he lifted the weights and he drank them protein drinks and he watches them clips “Don’t fuck with Chuck” and his roundhouse-kicks impressed all the chicks And van Lendenruh whimpered: VAN LENDENRUH “You went to the gym but I...

Flowershop

VAN LENDENRUH I once was another boy full of hope and joy with curled hair and opened eyes not able to destroy a single fly in my hand I was surrounded by peace with flowers on top dancing laughing all day long in my own flower shop in my own flower shop in my own...

Die Bösen

They reign in space, control our fate They hate to love and love to hate And don’t you dare step in their ways for this would be end of all days Fear marks their steps, hatred & woe Friends turn to fiends, lovers to foes They will not stop diggin’ their holes...

Mops of the Ancient Sea Kings

ZORX Now I am walking through this darkness alone In search for the maps of those sea kings long gone Two paths I might walk One safe and quite neat The other holds terror that throws me off my feet A creature so dark to guard this treasure The sea kings installed,...

Greg the Robot

GREG THE ROBOT If you’d look up “villain” in your spaceman’s dictionary you’d find most certainly a picture of me I ain’t got these evil looks, I ain’t that scary But be assured that I’m the one who shooed your kitty up the tree I am a robot by birth, used to play...

Don’t Date a Robot

VATER VAN LENDENRUH My son I told you this a million times you know that artificial creatures ruin your mind I didn’t waste my time for a hairy bum So listen to what I say: Don’t date a robot my son! Sometimes when I’m alone it comes to me Am I the reason, or maybe...

The Maps of the Ancient Sea Kings

ZORX Van Lendenruh what did you do? You set that evil virus free?! But I remember you and me way back on the academy you were the dearest pencil dropper to me! O, I laughed, you cried, but we fought side by side we were the best of friends, way back on Mars! But now...

Melek Metatron

MELEK Hiphaphoi here I come always ridin’ outta space I need nothing but my Einrad, to change time, to change da place It looks so easy but hey you it took a million years to learn try to ride a super nova without being burned Don’t you know I have a girlfriend she’s...

Zelda

ZELDA I saw him first on a magazine strong shoulders and a chin like a knife I was so young but what does it mean waiting for this my whole life The only way to make it real was the academy Captain you’re the one Captain you’re the one Captain you’re the one Captain...

Roter Alarm

Achtung, Achtung Roter Alarm, Roter Alarm Bitte begeben Sie sich in die Rettungskapseln Lebenserhaltung – 90 % Fallend Sofortige Evakuierung Attention, Attention Red Alert, Red Alert Please board the escape capsules Life support system – 85 % Falling Immediate...