GREG THE ROBOT
If you’d look up “villain” in your spaceman’s dictionary
you’d find most certainly a picture of me
I ain’t got these evil looks, I ain’t that scary
But be assured that I’m the one who shooed your kitty up the tree

I am a robot by birth, used to play chess
I left Kasparow’s brain a total mess
But now my power and my will are focused on my wish to kill
all happiness and laughter here in space.

Say my name – Greg the robot
Say my name – Greg the robot

My fathers were some Star Trek Nerds who never got a chick
that’s why they gave me this enormous … brain
But I wanted more, my life lacked of the final kick
so I simply decided to go insane

I escaped with a spaceship to the moon
And I’ll be visiting your galaxy quite soon
And then I’ll show you what I mean when I talk about my dream
And that’s to wipe this laughter off your face.

Say my name – Greg the robot
Say my name – Greg the robot

This is ground control to Greg, come on
You think your spaceship knows
You think your spaceship knows which way to go
I tell you Greg it simply isn’t so

This is robot Greg, hello
My spaceship is kinda fallin’ apart
It looks recycled and outta control
It looks recycled and outta control
It really looks recycled and outta control
I’m on drugs

Greg the robot is my name
Greg the robot is my name
I am Greg the robot

Greg the robot is my name
Greg the robot is my name
I am Greg the robot

This is an emergency, this is an emergency, we have a problem out here, we need reinforcement, I repeat, we need reinforcement The whole city is under attack, I don’t exactly know, sir, no sergeant we don’t exactly know at what we are firing at It looks like a can, a shooting can, no sir, I’m not drunk, but it really looks like a silver can, no it’s not a can, it’s a robot, a small robot, he doesn’t look very scary, almost bored but very angry, sergeant whatever it is, we need urgently more men, the whole city is burning and we’re loosing soldiers every minute, he’s laughin’ all the time, and singing … yes sir … singing … no sir I really can’t understand what he’s singing, now he’s dancing, dancing and shooting, oh my god, he’s taking every single soul, Sir we need reinf …

Ah, so liebe ich das
alles liegt in Schutt und Asche
das macht mich glücklich
Zeit für ein kleines Liedchen

Hmmm, I am Greg the robot
Ich bedaure überhaupt gar nichts,
nein – nonnonnon
denn ich bin Greg, ich bin Greg
Nonnonnonnon, je ne regreg rien
Greg bedauert überhaupt gar nichts,
non Greg bedauert gar nichts
e ne regreg rien