I’m a happy man
I’m happy man baby
Cause I can go harder and longer
Than I normal man can
(yes you can, you know you can!)

I’m a happy man
I’m a happy man baby
Cause I can make love for 14 hours
I’m a 14 hour man
(14 hours?) uh hu
(14 hours?) yeah

(fick fick fick fick fick fick fick fick fick fick Viagra)

Cause I took an injection
Straight to the main vein.
Now I’m a walking erection
And I feel no pain.
Give me love and affection
Tell me what was your name?
Cause did I neglect to mention
That I’m on cocaine?

I’m a happy man, ooh,
I’m a happy man baby
Cause I can make love for 14 hours
I’m a 14 hour man
(14 hours?) Uh huh
(14 hours) yeah

I’ve never done it like this before.
But i like it. So harder, now, wooh yeah!
You would think I’d be getting sore
But I’m not, so harder, oh yeah

Ooh ah yeah, come on
Oh yeah
Give it! Give it to me baby! Ohh
Ahh!! Hold it, Hold it baby, baby
Hold on, just wait! Stop! Ahhh
Call a doctor! Call a…
Doc! Damn Fuck! Ah fuck, ah aAhAAhAHhh!
My balls! My balls!

The pain is in my balls!
It’s all along there, doctor.
Please, auaUAaaGh,
Fick!
Fuck!
Viagra!
FIck!
Fick!
FUCK!

(And the doctor said)
The patient has massive swelling to the entire region
He appears to be on a number of narcotics…
(And the doctor said)
Largely incoherent but reports self administering
an injection of erectile stimulant to the scrotum…

(And the doctor said)
When you make decisions under the influence of heavy drugs,
There may be unseen consequences.
(And the doctor said)
When you inject foreign substances straight into the penis,
(And the doctor said)
The consequences may be severe.
(Severe? Severe. Severe!)

But then again…
For 14 hours, you’re a hero
For 14 hours, you’re the man
For 14 hours, you’re a hero
For 14 hours, (your balls are steel)
you can fuck like a he-man can!.

(What?)
14 hours?
(14 hours of raw fucking?)
14 hours!
Yeah!
The 14 hour man is back!
(…with balls of steel!)

Feel the heat of his balls
(balls of steel!)
These are balls of steel
(balls of steel!)
Feel the heat of his balls
(balls of steel!)
These are balls of steel
(…with balls of steel!)