If I was not in the CID, something else I’d like to be
If I was not in the CID, a window cleaner me
WIth a rub-a-dub-dub.
And a rub-a-dub-dub
And a rub-a-dub-dub all day long
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la
If I was not in the Royal Corps, something else I’d like to be
If I was not in the Royal Corps an engine driver me
WIth a choof choof choof.
And a choof choof choof
And a choof choof choof all day long
I like the lord.
The lord is good to me.
Everybody likes the lord.
The lord is good to me.