It was a beautiful afternoon in the month of May,
and little Mary was visiting her grandfather, the Earl of Whetthistle,
at the Castle Whetthistle, high in the Hogstail mountains.

As usual she was exploring her way down the corridors,
when she came across a doorway she had never seen before.
Little did she know that when she turned the latch and…
opened the door…

Absolute horrrrrrrorrrr…
Sheer terrrrrorrrrr…
was about to begin.

Oooh Oooooh Oooooh!
Ohhh no who are you?!
Oooh Oooooh Oooooh!
Ah… don’t hurt me Mr Monster!
Oooh Oooooh Oooooh!
Somebody somebody,
No! Don’t come near! oh no!
Oooh Oooooh Oooooh!
Oh. No! Ah ahh ahh ah
Oooh Oooooh Oooooh!
Somebody help me please

Mein Name ist John Sinclair: Geisterjäger.
Und mein Beruf:….Geisterjäger.
Mein Name ist John Sinclair: Geisterjäger.
Und mein Beruf….ist Geisterjäger.

Oooh Oooooh Oooooh!
Help me John Help me
Oooh Oooooh Oooooh!
Help me John Help me
Help me John Help me
Help me John Help me
Help me John Help me

Mein Name ist John Sinclair: Geisterjäger.
Und mein Beruf:….Geisterjäger.
Ich spüre sie auf mit meinem: Gespensteradar
Und ich erledige sie mit meiner: Demonenpaitsche
Mein Name ist John Sinclair: Geisterjäger.
Und mein Beruf:….ist Geisterjäger.

Die Demon Beast of the Underworld
Feel the wrath of the Secret Cross and perish!
None shall escape the Demon Whip! The Demon Whip!
And on your way back to the Depths of Hell,
Remember my name is John Sinclair.
Ha ha ha.

Ah, at last, peace was restored to Castle Whetthislte
and Mary’s grandfather, the Earl of Whetthistle,
approached John Sinclar. He said:

You’ve saved us, John
How can we ever thank you?
To start let me offer you the castle;
Castle Whetthistle is your own palatial residence
And secondly, let me offer you the hand of my darling
grandchild Mary as a trophy wife. She’s yours!

John Sinclair was tempted…

Castle Whetthislte is spectacular!
And Mary, she’s…. for a girl so very young…
She’s beautiful! But No! No!
Cause after all,
a Geisterjäger’s work is never done.